[That's okay. That's just par for the course.

Meanwhile, have an exasperated sigh.]

Look. It bothers you that much? You name the thing. It's all yours. Whatever you want. Be my guest. Call it Whizbanger or Melon Cake or Sprinkle Rainbow or whatever saddles your pony. Here's your Childlike Empress. Sing out a name and save the world if it makes you happy.