Thirty-Second Flutter [Video/Action for Ponies]

[3_butterflies]

[The Pokegear turns on, and hurray, it's Fluttershy! She's waving nicely as she holds the gear, Ditto snuggled up in her lap. She's sitting on her bed, surrounded by... a lot of eggs.

Seriously, a lot of eggs.

Like over one hundred eggs. Sweet Celestia.]

Hello, everypony... I mean, everyone... Um, well, I thought I'd try to be a little more helpful today... so I'm here for two things. First, my Ditto... um... it kind of got really friendly with my friend's Pokemon, and, well... we have some eggs we'd like to sell. We've got... [She pauses, and then counts on her fingers. Can a Ditto look smug?] ...Charmander, Chikorita, Squirtle, Ponyta, Vulpix, Dratini, Abra, Heracross, Magnemite, Munchlax, Sigilyph, Snivy, Larvesta, Golett, Growlithe, Drifloom, Turtwig, Eevee, Sudowoodo, Pinsir, Skarmory, Beldum, Smeargle, Togepi, Happiny and Treecko... is that all of them?

[Ditto nods. Fluttershy smiles, and then she continues.]

And second... I just wanted to remind everyp-body, that I can talk to Pokemon, and I understand what they're saying. So if you need me to talk with them about anything, I'm always available to listen. 

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[Private Video]

[3_butterflies]

[Phew, she's out of harm's way. She clears her throat.]

Penelope, this is my friend Smooze. Smooze and I want to show you why you need to listen to... Daddy. This is what would have happened to you if you kept playing with that pin cushion.

[Smooze pretends to prick its stubble-hand, and begin crying, rolling back and forth on fluttershy's lap.]

[Private Video]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[Wait, Fluttershy, what did you call him??

Oblivious to her trainer, Penelope pouts.] But it's miiiiine. And he takes away all the other things that are mine.

[Private Video]

[3_butterflies]

[One problem at a time, Reid.]

And how do you know they are yours? Does Daddy give them to you? Does Daddy say they are yours?

[Private Video]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[Okay, okay, at some point he really needs to make it clear that calling him 'Daddy' is not actually a thing that should be happening.]

Daddy doesn't need to do anything! They're mine because I say they're mine!

[Private Video]

[3_butterflies]

Because you say so? What if a bad person came along and took you away, because they said so?

[She lifts up Ditto-Happiny as an example, who again cries.]

That's not a good reason for anybody to do anything... because it always turns out bad.