Twenty-Eighth Flutter [Video/Action for Twilight]

[3_butterflies]

[Adding onto the list of Yamask'd, have Fluttershy turning on her Pokegear, in the calm silence of the forest... This time, she's not with crying eyes or timidly asking questions. No, once she turns it on, she THROWS IT ON THE GROUUUND, and then laughs in a most hammy way.]

Greetings, Johto, Kanto, and every other land that has not heard of my beauty yet! Oh, but that won't be for long!

[She's not whispering, either... she's flat out yelling.]

I've decided to grace you all with my presence, and start up my concert extra early! I'll take any request, but you'd better make it worth my while! Let's start this show off with a bang!

[And another big difference? Normally, Fluttershy singing is like the grace of angels. This...]

I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAAAS!

[... Is the equivalent of someone stabbing you in the ear with a rusty fork.]

TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUUUSE!

[She's using a twig as a microphone, of all things, and several of her Pokemon - Treeko, Togepi, Ampharos, and Ledian - are being very reluctant and very confused backup dancers.]

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[Video]

[used_puppets]

[It is waaaaaaaay too early in the morning for that. Even his Scyther is covering her years and cringing.]

For fuck's sake, will you turn down the Saturday morning excitement already?

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

[if it helps, her Pokemon look very apologetic. Flutters, however, glares...]

Excuse you! Did I say I was done?

[Video]

[used_puppets]

If only we were so lucky.

Now what's the great idea of screeching like a dying cat over the network anyway? [He's such an amiable guy, isn't he?]

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

Are you deaf? I'm gracing you all with the voice that the gods blessed me with! You should be on your knees thanking me for such an opportunity!

[Video]

[used_puppets]

Oh, I'll get on my knees alright, but only to beg for God's mercy so then your "singing" can end.

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

Your hearing has got to be wrecked... I'll make sure you really get the fell depth of my talent!

[And apparently that translates to SINGING EVEN LOUDER. Even her mons are covering their ears, or lack thereof.]

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIDE!

[Video]

[used_puppets]

SCYYYYYY!!

[When even louder singing reaches Scyther's ears, she seems to get overly annoyed and bent on slicing the Pokégear in half.

All Bro can do is try and hold her back. Good thing he's big enough for that. And fast enough as well.]

Shit! No, Blossom, don't... I don't even know where I'm going to get another one of those! You can't just destroy it!

Fucking God, would you cut out that damn singing already?

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

Yes, what a beautiful reaction to my singing! Clearly she can't have enough!

EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND, THE POWER THAT'S INSIIIDE!

[Video]

[used_puppets]

[Big bug with blades for hands getting progressively angrier. Not a good thing.]

There has to a damn volume button on this thing!

[After pretty much mashing all the buttons on the Pokégear, Bro finds the volume setting and is able to tune down Fluttershy's singing to an acceptable level.]

... Teeer.

What? Don't give me that look young lady. This is not my fault.

[He turns his attention back to the screen.]

Hey, Skid Row, how long is this "performance" of yours anyway?

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

I have a twenty song concert ready to go... And it would be going, if you didn't keep interrupting me! I might have to start from the top all over again!

[Video]

[used_puppets]

This girl's gotta be joking...

Fine, I'll leave you to your... singing.

But I'm pretty damn sure I'm not going to be the first one to interrupt you. Just saying.

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

I feel so sad, obviously never hearing a single note of talent during your entire lifetime... I'll have to make up for it!

POKEMON! IT'S YOU AND ME! I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINYYY!

[Video]

[used_puppets]

[Very very slowly he simply clicks off feed and slides the Pokégear a little bit away from him.

What a way to start a Friday.]

[Video]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

SHUT UP!

[Have a very loud, very punk rocker-looking Reid. Who has recently pierced his ears and is sneaking a cigarette because he has developed magic 'sneaking bad things past authority figures' skills since getting possessed by a teenage girl.]

Oh my fucking GOD!

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

[Oh gurrrl no. She almost snaps her twig in two.]

How dare you interrupt me! Do you have any idea how lucky you are that you even get to know I exist, you slugma?

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[itsudemoissho]

[... what.]

Fluttershy...?

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[3_butterflies]

RUDE! Did I say I was done? Ask for autographs later!

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[itsudemoissho]

[. . .

When they last talked she seemed to shy and sweet and now this? Was he dealing with a double personality or something?]

Uh... sorry. I was just worried since you don't seem normal today.

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[3_butterflies]

I'm better than normal! I'm me!

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[itsudemoissho]

[Resisting the urge to facepalm.]

I meant that you don't seem like... you. Then again we've only talked once, but this is a huge change from that.

[Video]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

Oh God, we have one of those fucking human Jigglypuffs here. I should have known--you look like a Jigglypuff.

[SKITTY FIGHT]

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[3_butterflies]

What do you care? Why are you wasting my time with all this yapping? I promised my beloved audience a show!

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

Oooh, you jerk! You're like the king of the Slowpokes, that's how dumb you are! My music makes people alive! So why don't you go ahead and die?

[Video]

[used_realtears]

[Did...did Fluttershy just turn into a female version of Gian? This is unnerving.]

Fl-fluttershy?

[Video]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

Well, you might just be in luck, because I think listening to that crap you call singing is slowly killing me.