Twenty-Eighth Flutter [Video/Action for Twilight]

[3_butterflies]

[Adding onto the list of Yamask'd, have Fluttershy turning on her Pokegear, in the calm silence of the forest... This time, she's not with crying eyes or timidly asking questions. No, once she turns it on, she THROWS IT ON THE GROUUUND, and then laughs in a most hammy way.]

Greetings, Johto, Kanto, and every other land that has not heard of my beauty yet! Oh, but that won't be for long!

[She's not whispering, either... she's flat out yelling.]

I've decided to grace you all with my presence, and start up my concert extra early! I'll take any request, but you'd better make it worth my while! Let's start this show off with a bang!

[And another big difference? Normally, Fluttershy singing is like the grace of angels. This...]

I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAAAS!

[... Is the equivalent of someone stabbing you in the ear with a rusty fork.]

TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUUUSE!

[She's using a twig as a microphone, of all things, and several of her Pokemon - Treeko, Togepi, Ampharos, and Ledian - are being very reluctant and very confused backup dancers.]

Comments

[Video]

[used_puppets]

[It is waaaaaaaay too early in the morning for that. Even his Scyther is covering her years and cringing.]

For fuck's sake, will you turn down the Saturday morning excitement already?

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

[if it helps, her Pokemon look very apologetic. Flutters, however, glares...]

Excuse you! Did I say I was done?

[Video]

[used_puppets]

If only we were so lucky.

Now what's the great idea of screeching like a dying cat over the network anyway? [He's such an amiable guy, isn't he?]

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

Are you deaf? I'm gracing you all with the voice that the gods blessed me with! You should be on your knees thanking me for such an opportunity!

[Video]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

SHUT UP!

[Have a very loud, very punk rocker-looking Reid. Who has recently pierced his ears and is sneaking a cigarette because he has developed magic 'sneaking bad things past authority figures' skills since getting possessed by a teenage girl.]

Oh my fucking GOD!

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

[Oh gurrrl no. She almost snaps her twig in two.]

How dare you interrupt me! Do you have any idea how lucky you are that you even get to know I exist, you slugma?

[Video]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

Oh God, we have one of those fucking human Jigglypuffs here. I should have known--you look like a Jigglypuff.

[SKITTY FIGHT]

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

Oooh, you jerk! You're like the king of the Slowpokes, that's how dumb you are! My music makes people alive! So why don't you go ahead and die?

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[itsudemoissho]

[... what.]

Fluttershy...?

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[3_butterflies]

RUDE! Did I say I was done? Ask for autographs later!

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[itsudemoissho]

[. . .

When they last talked she seemed to shy and sweet and now this? Was he dealing with a double personality or something?]

Uh... sorry. I was just worried since you don't seem normal today.

video

[3_butterflies]

I'm better than normal! I'm me!

[Video]

[used_realtears]

[Did...did Fluttershy just turn into a female version of Gian? This is unnerving.]

Fl-fluttershy?

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

I'm not done! Why is everyone interrupting me?!

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[used_realtears]

[Yup, definitely a female version of Gian.]

Ah! I-I'm so sorry! I promise not to interrupt again!

[When in doubt, reuse the methods that work for the counterpart.]

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[red_roses]

Fluttershy...?

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[3_butterflies]

UGH! Oh my Gible, if one more person interrupts me, I'm going to freak!

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[red_roses]

A-Ah! I'm so sorry!

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[3_butterflies]

Now I've forgotten my place! A free concert was a terrible idea. People shuld pay for talent.

[Video]

[meikyuubutterfly]

[...In cases like this, she'd be almost glad to use her canon ability of stealing and destroying someone's hopes and dreams from their heart. Just almost! It's a horrible ability, especially when it's done by singing and used to her fans who just want to see her or hear her music.]

Hey, shut the fuck up.

[Video]

[3_butterflies]

That's it! No more interrupting! I am doing everyone a favor, and this is how you treat me? I'm going to wreck you!

[Video]

[meikyuubutterfly]

Everyone's doing you and everyone else a favor by interrupting your so called concert. And wrecking me is impossible for you. [Or anyone else, really.]

[Action]

[friendyousohard]

Oh by Celestia's mane...

[Twilight groans to herself as she walks into the frame, rubbing her temples with her fingers. Yeah, she's getting a headache from this.]

Fluttershy, what the hay is going on? What are you doing?

[Action]

[3_butterflies]

[Fluttershy's mons all have a collective look of HELLLP. Flutters herself, however, waves Twilight away with a dismissive hand.]

I don't have time for autographs right now, I'm starting my performance.

[Action]

[friendyousohard]

Performance? [Twilight gives her a flabbergasted look.] What are you talking about? Fluttershy... are you feeling okay?

[Something is very wrong here. A "performance" from Fluttershy is weird enough, but the way her Pokemon are looking at her and the way her friend just... waves her off like that, that's enough to raise every alarm bell she has in her mind. She drops a hand to her belt and plucks Starswirl's pokeball.]