[Did she just... call his minions cute...?

His terrifying, dangerous army... cute?

B-but they're... they're his awesome cronies! Scourge of the Mushroom Kingdom!]

Well, looks can be deceiving! Don't let those big eyes fool ya, you're looking at examples of the Koopa Troop's finest soldiers!

[Okay, so maybe she finds those cute... But there has to be something more intimidating!

Scribble, scribble... Aha! Chain Chomps are easy! Just a circular beast with big, nasty teeth and a chain. YES!

He'll go ahead and hold up his next "masterpiece".]

But there's few as intimidating as a ferocious Chain Chomp! Even the bravest of Koopas shivers in terror at the sight of those teeth.