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[The Pokegear turns on, and hurray, it's Fluttershy! She's waving nicely as she holds the gear, Ditto snuggled up in her lap. She's sitting on her bed, surrounded by... a lot of eggs.
Seriously, a lot of eggs.
Like over one hundred eggs. Sweet Celestia.]
Hello, everypony... I mean, everyone... Um, well, I thought I'd try to be a little more helpful today... so I'm here for two things. First, my Ditto... um... it kind of got really friendly with my friend's Pokemon, and, well... we have some eggs we'd like to sell. We've got... [She pauses, and then counts on her fingers. Can a Ditto look smug?] ...Charmander, Chikorita, Squirtle, Ponyta, Vulpix, Dratini, Abra, Heracross, Magnemite, Munchlax, Sigilyph, Snivy, Larvesta, Golett, Growlithe, Drifloom, Turtwig, Eevee, Sudowoodo, Pinsir, Skarmory, Beldum, Smeargle, Togepi, Happiny and Treecko... is that all of them?
[Ditto nods. Fluttershy smiles, and then she continues.]
And second... I just wanted to remind everyp-body, that I can talk to Pokemon, and I understand what they're saying. So if you need me to talk with them about anything, I'm always available to listen.
Seriously, a lot of eggs.
Like over one hundred eggs. Sweet Celestia.]
Hello, everypony... I mean, everyone... Um, well, I thought I'd try to be a little more helpful today... so I'm here for two things. First, my Ditto... um... it kind of got really friendly with my friend's Pokemon, and, well... we have some eggs we'd like to sell. We've got... [She pauses, and then counts on her fingers. Can a Ditto look smug?] ...Charmander, Chikorita, Squirtle, Ponyta, Vulpix, Dratini, Abra, Heracross, Magnemite, Munchlax, Sigilyph, Snivy, Larvesta, Golett, Growlithe, Drifloom, Turtwig, Eevee, Sudowoodo, Pinsir, Skarmory, Beldum, Smeargle, Togepi, Happiny and Treecko... is that all of them?
[Ditto nods. Fluttershy smiles, and then she continues.]
And second... I just wanted to remind everyp-body, that I can talk to Pokemon, and I understand what they're saying. So if you need me to talk with them about anything, I'm always available to listen.
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Date: 2013-01-24 04:19 pm (UTC)[That's putting it lightly. Ditto begins 'crawling' off her lap and onto the floor. It then tries to copy Twilight's face - literally.]
Now now, I've told you to stop doing that. Making fun of others isn't nice.
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Date: 2013-01-24 04:28 pm (UTC)Confident is right. [She grabs a Turtwig and a Snivy egg and adds them to the grass pile.] But I guess in this case it's earned. Well, no one can say you're not a full-fledged breeder now, Fluttershy.
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Date: 2013-01-24 04:31 pm (UTC)Oh, I don't know about that... Ditto's the one doing all the work. I just bring them together, that's all.
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Date: 2013-01-24 04:37 pm (UTC)[She merrily ignores Smooze as she piles up the eggs.]
I think that's all the grass types now... Maybe I should have Aristo coil around them. He wouldn't be as effective in keeping them warm as Pyrolepi, but it would be something.
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Date: 2013-01-24 04:40 pm (UTC)[Ditto begins nodding very enthusiastically - but FS pauses.]
... Maybe I should put him in the PC for a while first.
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Date: 2013-01-24 05:14 pm (UTC)Don't you think you've had enough for a while?
[Grabbing a Squirtle egg, she starts on a water-type pile next.]
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Date: 2013-01-24 05:22 pm (UTC)Let's get you some... vacation time.
[Boo! but with a flash of red light, the ditto is gone, thankfully.]
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Date: 2013-01-25 02:19 am (UTC)I'm guessing that one needs a bit more training... were there any other water-types in the batch besides Squirtle?
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Date: 2013-01-25 02:07 pm (UTC)I don't think so. Only one time this round.
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Date: 2013-01-25 02:20 pm (UTC)[She moves on to the Dratini eggs as she ponders the idea of a bunch of baby Slowpokes.]
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Date: 2013-01-25 02:23 pm (UTC)[you think gyrados are cute.]
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Date: 2013-01-25 03:05 pm (UTC)[Only the one Dratini. So it's time to move on to the psychic types. She'll start with the Abras.]
I still don't know how he managed to crawl all over my gear. At least it cleaned off okay...